Beerpig

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Join Date Jan 24, 2013
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Location
Queensland,Australia.
Occupation
Butcher
Interests
Any and all things flight. Also photography and models making.
Biography
I was Born in 1975 to a pack of Meerkat's in the unusual area of outback Australia.Being very large for my size i was somewhat of an outcast and oddity amongst my peers and was regularly picked on.Never being one to let things get the better of me i quickly became the best digger amongst our clan and rapidly climbed the ranks.Soon i was getting the best and fattest grubs,worms and other creepy's that were on offer. I must not brag but i also had quite the way with the lady's .So inevitably i was quite the chased bachelor.I soon found myself shacked up with a feisty little lass by the name of Phylis.We were meant to be but alas children weren't on the cards for us.So after a unfruitful but loving seven years our relationship came to an end after Phylis ate the red berries on a tree near our warren.Distraught i turned my back on the colony and went in search of the meaning of life.It was then i found Flight test!

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